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Teenage Robot Porn Story: "Tell all ye faithful – Chapter 4"

By school the next day, the voice wouldn’t shut up. He kept saying ‘Christmas is for fools’,'No one celebrates the holidays!’ and,’If you celebrate Christmas, you’re worthless.’

I didn’t listen to the voice, but he got rather annoying. I told him to shut up about a thousand times, but he never did.

“Hey Jenny!”

Finally, a familiar voice.

“Sheldon, I need your help.”

“What is it?”

“Can you get this anti-Christmas chip out of my head ASAP?”

“Sure, I just need to get my tool kit out of the shop room.”

“Great, let’s go!” I grabbed his hand and used my high-powered rollerskate feet to get me and Sheldon to the shop room.

“Go get it!” I said.

“Stay here.” He told me, then he walked inside the room.

I waited, and while I waited, he kept talking.

“What do you need Christmas for? It’s done nothing for you! You’re better off without it!”

“You don’t know what you’re talking about! Get out of my head!”

“I got it, Jenny!” He said.

“Hurry up! Get it out!” I bent over so he could search through my head.

“There are so many chips, I don’t know which one it is.”

“Just try a few! I’m sure you’ll find it.”

“Okay…how ’bout this one.” He pulled something out.

“I can’t feel my legs!”

“Okay! Okay!” He put it back in. “Maybe this one.”

“Necesito la chipa poner en!”

“Spanish? That can’t be right.” He put it back in. “This one, I’m sure.” He pulled another out.

I looked up at him. “Who are you?”

“Oh great! Amnesia!” He put it back in. He closed his eyes. “This one.” He pulled one out.

“Ahh!” I magneticly flew up and was attached to the ai Continue reading

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Teenage Robot Porn Story: "Tell all ye faithful – Chapter 5"

I got to stay at Brad and Tuck’s house that night.

“Thanks for letting me stay.” I said.

“No prob, if you don’t mind sleeping on the floor.” Brad said.

“I’m a robot. I have no feeling, remember?”

“Right, right. Gotcha.” He said.

“Hey Jenny!” Tuck said, “Are you really staying for the night?”

“Yeah. I guess I am.” I said, “I can’t believe your parents let me stay.”

“Mom and dad are really cool with stuff during the holidays.” Brad told me, “It’s like free bail.”

“Go Home.” The voice said, “They’re Christmas people, not your kind of people.”

“This is driving me crazy!” I said, “This stupid voice!” I banged my head against the wall.

“Hey! Easy Jenny! I need that wall!” Brad said.

“Brad, I have to get this thing out of my head! I can’t hear myself think!”

“If you want it out, why don’t you just ask your mom to take it out?”

“I already did! Like, a gazillion times!”

“You know,” Tuck said, “Gazillion isn’t an actual number. You’re a high-tech robot, you should know that.”

I sighed. “Not now, Tuck.”

“You know Jenny,” Brad said, “I’ve got a little bit of techie in me.”

“Yeah, you go to the Polytech bake sale!” I mocked him.

“They happen to make a great cherry pie.” Brad said.

Tuck said, “He’s not lyin’!”

I sighed. “Get to the point Brad.”

“As I was saying,” Brad continued, “I have a bit of technical know-how and I bet I could get that chip out.”

“Brad, Sheldon couldn’t get this chip out! How do you think you’ll be able to?” I asked.

“I’m very good with my hands.” Brad said.

“What about your brain?”

“It comes in handy.”

“Brad, maybe Jenny’s right.” Tuck said.

“What do you know? You’re twelve.” Brad said stubbornly.

“Do you even have any tools?” I asked.

“It’s just a stupid chip. What do I need tools for?” He wanted to know.

“Have you ever worked with robotics before?” I asked.

“Jenny, that’s a stupid question,” He said, “I work with you Continue reading

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Teenage Robot Porn Story: "Tell all ye faithful – Chapter 6"

“Hey, Jenny! Wake up!” Brad said.

I opened my eyes. “What is it Brad?”

“Today’s Christmas Eve.” He said.

“Cool. What happens on Christmas Eve?” I asked him.

“This.” He handed me a present.

“Brad, you shouldn’t have.”

“Open it.”

Inside there was a snow globe with a house in it, and I swear that there was someone standing in front of that house that looked like she could be a robot. “This is the greatest present I ever got. Thank you!”

“Don’t sweat it.” He said, “It was nothing.”

“Oh Brad.” Tuck said.

“Tuck, what are you up to?” Brad asked.

“You got my present?” Tuck said in a coy voice.

“If you got mine.”

“What are you guys doing?” I asked them.

“And…” Brad stared him down, “1 2 3!”

Tuck and Brad tossed each other a present. Brad viciously teared through the wrapping paper. “Fuzzy dice?”

“You know, for when you get to drive.” Tuck laughed.

Brad tossed the box at Tuck. He opened the card. “Twenty bucks.” He whispered to me, “Not bad for a twelve-year-old.”

Tuck rolled his eyes and opened up his present. “A toy car, how’d you know?”

“Tuck, I know everything about you.”

“Oh yeah?”

“Yeah.”

“This is gonna take awhile.” I sighed.

My belly button started beeping. Mom’s screen that she uses to call me popped out. “XJ9,” She said, “Where are you?”

“What do you care? I’m just doing holiday nonsense.” I mocked her.

“Get home this instant, young lady.”

“Ugh, fine!” I sighed.

The TV screen closed.

“She never lets me do anything!” I complained.

“Calm down Jen.” Brad said.

“Yeah, it’s nothing to freak about.” Tuck told me.

“You’re right. I just need to chill out.” I said, “I’ll be back soon.” I flew away.

***

“Mom!” I walked in. “Mom!!”

“I’m in the living room.” She called.

“Listen, I gotta talk to you about-” I walked in and sitting right in the middle of the living room was the largest and most spectacularly decorated Christmas tree I had Continue reading

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My Life As A Teenage Robot Porn Story: "Reality Bytes – Chapter 1"

Obvious Disclaimer The characters in this story are fromthe cartoon My Life as a Teenage Robot, and spring from the brain of RobRenzetti.P I am a no-good schnook whosjust taking his characters and writing my own little stories with them.P If anybody at Nickelodeon is reading this,please do not sic the lawyer-bots on me.PMy sole creation is the character of Drew, a human high school studentwho was turned into an android by Cluster nanotechnology.P Its explained in the stories Android Scamand Some Like It Bot by CoyoteLoon.PAlthough hes really a minor character in this one this is mainly aJenny/Brad story, with sort of a Christmas theme.P In the spirit of the season, the weatherman would like to warnyou that theres a 70% chance of fluff.PWell see what happens.

REALITY BYTES

A My Life as aTeenage Robot Fanfic

Chapter One VideoGames Will Rot Your Brain

Brad leaned out the front door of the house, waving to hisMom and Dad as the car pulled out of the driveway.P With only a few days left until Christmas, they still had plentyof shopping to do, and they would be out for most of the afternoon.P Which was absolutely perfect, thoughtBrad.P The car started heading down theroad towards town, and Brad watched it until it was finally out of sight.

All right, Tuck, theyre gone!P Commence search operations!PGo!P Go!P Go!

Ive got the bedrooms! yelled Tuck.P He sprinted upstairs.P Brad headed for the hall closet.

Even though their parents were out for more shopping, thebrothers knew that some of the presents had already been bought, including somebig ones.P Secrets didnt keep very longwhen Tuck was around and presents were involved.P Tuck went through his parents bedroom first.P Nothing under the bed.P Nothing in the closets.P But those would be the first places theydexpect him to look.P Mom and Dadtruly are a crafty pair, he thought.PThere could be something in the Continue reading

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Teenage Robot Hentai Story: "Reality Bytes – Chapter 2"

Reality Bytes

A My Life as aTeenage Robot Fanfic

Chapter Two AMeeting Of The Minds

Brad quietly brushed aside dangling vines and big, leafyferns, making his way around the perimeter of the enemy base.P He crouched as he walked, taking care not tostep on any dry twigs that might snap and give away his position.P Even in the fading twilight of the day, theheat of the jungle had sweat trickling down his face.P It only added to the rank dampness hanging in the air from thesteamy humidity.P Brad chuckled, raiseda finger to wipe off a drop of sweat from his cheek, and touched it to histongue.P It even tastes salty!P Oh man, how awesome is that!

He flipped down a small eyepiece from his headband, whichdisplayed tactical information and a small map of his immediatesurroundings.P He had fully chargedenergy packs loaded into both of his lasers, plus a couple of spares if heneeded them.P Hed already taken out twodozen enemy commandos, and he was going for more.P A small stone building stood about fifty yards in front of him,with carvings that might have been ancient Aztec.P The enemy was using it for shelter at least for another tenseconds, Brad chuckled to himself.

All right, he whispered to himself, outnumbered twenty toone just the way I likes it!P Time tokick butt and chew bubble gum.P And Imall outta gum!P He reached behind hisback, pulled out the plasma grenade launcher, and steadied it on hisshoulder.P The Continue reading

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My Life As A Teenage Robot Porn Story: "Reality Bytes – Chapter 3"

Reality Bytes

A My Life as aTeenage Robot Fanfic

Chapter Three TheGrass Is Always Greener

Drew stared at the television, trying to make sense of whathe was seeing.P I thought I saw themboth run into a building then the screen just flashed Level Complete!P What just happened?P Where are they?

Tuck tapped his chin.PLooks like they finished the jungle game-world, and theyre heading forthe next one.P I thought Jenny was inbig hurry to get in and get out!P What,so now shes going to hang around and play the game too?P No fair!

Jennys not in there to play games.P Drew looked over at Brad and Jennysmotionless bodies, lying on the couch.PSo whats the next game-world?

After Jungle World comes umm Post-Apocalyptic City.

Wow, sounds lovely.PHe looked at the television.PCome on guys, get out of there.

The white light pulsed with almost blinding intensity, thenquickly faded away.P The dark greens ofthe jungle were replaced with the grays and browns of broken brick and concrete.P With a final sharp crack, their bodiescoalesced back into solid form.P Bradand Jenny were standing in front of a bombed-out public library, looking out ona war-torn city street that was littered with burned-out cars and brokenglass.P The sky was blotted out by thesilhouettes of gray, decaying skyscrapers.

Brad grinned, and rubbed his hands together.P All right Jenny, get ready for action!P Its five years after World War Six, and theonly thing standing between the world and total anarchy is yours truly!P And, you too, of course.

Jenny buried her head in her hands.P Brad, you idiot!P I dont believe it now were lost in here!

Pffft!P Were not lost,laughed Brad.P All we gotta do is

Jenny grabbed Brad by the shoulders, and shook him to gethis attention.P Forget about thegame.P Forget about the stupidgame, will you? she said angrily.PYoure in dan Continue reading

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Teenage Robot Porn Story: "Reality Bytes – Chapter 4"

Reality Bytes

A My Life as aTeenage Robot Fanfic

Chapter Four ComingApart At The Seams

Every light and appliance in the house was off.P Drew and Tuck stared in disbelief at thepitch-black TV screen.P Brad and Jennyhad been mere seconds away from escaping the virtual reality world andreturning to their own physical bodies.PBut now

Tears started to roll down Tucks cheeks.P Are they gone?

Drew snapped out of his state of shock and tried to focushis attention inward.P I run on my owninternal power, Tuck, so I theyre not gone.PBut the game doesnt man, things are really messed up in there.

There was a quick flicker of light in the room, then thepower came back on to stay.P Look, thegame is restarting!P Tuck saidhopefully.P Everythings going to beall right!P Isnt it?

I dont know, he said, frustrated.P Arghh, I cant do anything from theoutside!P Ive gotta try something dont even know if this is going to work.PTuck, try not to get too freaked out by this.

Drews head flowed into a silver liquid, and collapsed intohis neck.P His torso and legs wentliquid too, and his android form started to melt away.P With a soft schhlloorrrrp, Drewflowed into a simple cone-shape next to the TV, still connected to the VRhelmet, Jennys pigtails, and the GameStation.

Tuck stared silently for a few seconds, then he managed toget his mouth working again.P No, whyon earth would I get freaked out by that?

The universe exploded into a billion different shapes andcolors.P Brad was sucked down into andark abyss, and floated lazily through infinite emptiness.P Then he felt himself yanked in onedirection, as if hed been hooked on a fishing line.P He hurtled towards a shining point of light.P Blizzards of green flecks trillions of trillionsof them screamed past him like miniature comets, all rushin Continue reading

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Teenage Robot Hentai Story: "Reality Bytes – Chapter 5"

Reality Bytes

A My Life as aTeenage Robot Fanfic

Chapter Five ThanksFor The Memories

Tuck struggled to keep his crimson mech upright.P Automobile-size boulders bounced off thefuselage, sailing into the sky to be sucked into the black hole growing overthe mountain.P The mountains summit hadalready been devoured by the abyss, along with the enemy fortress at the verytop.P A fortress that contained Brad andJennys only hopes of reconnecting their minds with their bodies, back in thereal world.

Tuck stared as more chunks of the sky started to flake awayand disappear into the hole.P Now whatare we supposed to do? he asked in a weak voice.

Hundred-foot trees shot into the sky, plucked up likedandelions.P Brad watched virtualArmageddon unfold before his eyes.P Anychance of getting in touch with that Ozzie guy?P The operating system plumber dude?P Hes probably our only way out of here.

The mountain stream ripped away from the riverbed, and thewater flowed upwards into a waterspout, spiraling towards the holes gapingmaw.P Its worth a try, said Jenny,trying to sound hopeful.P She shoutedinto the air.P Ozzie!P Ozzie?

But this time, there was no response.P Another piece of sky ripped in two like anold bedsheet, and was sucked into the growling, hissing void.

Maybe hes just busy? she suggested.

Maybe he got sucked into the black hole, shudderedBrad.P

Suddenly, a new contact started beeping on the radar screenin front of Tuck.

Its not an enemy robot, he said.P Its not even moving.P It just looks like some kind of plain oldradio beacon. Continue reading

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Teenage Robot Hentai Story: "X7T Chapter 1"

The sounds of geese flying south and leaves crunching beneeth my feet told me it was fall. It didn’t matter to me. Being a teenage robot hasn’t made me feel much of a difference in seasons. I know from the thermometers that it’s getting colder, but if they were wrong I wouldn’t know. I see when the snow is falling, but the coldness it brings to people is something unknown to me. Up until this point in my life, being a robot had always made me different. Made me want to be human and be normal. I hated flying around and saving the world all the time. Mom never let me do anything besides that. No one understood me.

***

“XJ9! There’s a volcanic explosion happening in Europe!” Mrs. Wakeman, my mom, shouted.

“Uhh…can’t they take care of it? Why do I have to do everything for everyone? How do you think people survived volcanoes before I was here?!”

“Young lady, I do not need your attitude. Now go save those people this instant!”

I didn’t want to, put I flew away to go save the stupid Europeans from the stupid volcano.

***

Flying overhead I didn’t see anything. The volcano was about to explode and no people in sight. Where were they?

“Hello! Bonjour! Hola! Konnichiwa! Jambo! Guten Tag!” I tried many different tongues, but no voice answered me back. Where they all dead? Was I to late?

I just kept flying and flying looking for someone. Finally I found a huge group of people miles away from the volcano.

“What’s everyone doing here?” I asked.

“He brought us to safety!” Someone screamed

“Who?”

“That robot boy!” He points behind me to the most wonderful robot I have ever seen in my life. He was Continue reading

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Teenage Robot Hentai Story: "X7T Chapter 2"

Those five hours after I read the article, I spent them waiting in school. It’s funny how women spend most of their lives waiting, men never wait for anything. Women wait for babies to come, wait for their last ten pounds to drop off, wait for men to propose, we wait for everything. Men just do whatever they want whenever they want. They never wait or settle, they just take what they can get and move on. I thought I had kept Steven waiting, I was wrong. He, in truth, had kept me waiting. I was blinded by my own lust. Which was the most likely reason that I ran into seven birds on my flight to see him.

“Steven!” I screamed, “You didn’t read that magazine article, did you? Did you??!!” I pleaded.

“What magazine article?” He asked.

“The one in People with me in it, and none of it’s true!! It’s all-”

“Calm down, Jenny. I never read it.”

“Oh, thank god!” I give him a big hug.

“Jenny, what in the name of Jesus are you talking about?”

“This article, in People, on me-”

“Hold it, there was a magazine article in People magazine on you?

“Uh-huh.”

“This isn’t right.”

“Oh my gosh! I was just thinking that!” It’s amamzing how much I lied to him, and how much he liked it.

“Jenny, my love for you is more true than you’ll every know.”

At that moment, our love seemed so true and bright, I leaned in and his lips touched my lips and we kissed.

***

Somewhere, a distant planet, the evil ruler Vexus clutched the side of her chair.

“Madam Vexus,” Her robot servant said, “Is the timing right?”

“No!” She proclaimed, “Patience will be the key to winning this battle.”

“Very well then.” He resumed his normal position.

***

My life was never special. No one envied me, idolized me or even looked up to me. It was pretty boring.

Suddenly, peo Continue reading

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