Some Like It Bot
A My Life as aTeenage Robot Fanfic
Chapter Three BandOn The Run
Drew stared at Sheldon for a few seconds, stunned intosilence, trying to figure out what to do next.PWhen Jenny concocted this little scheme a few hours ago shape-shiftingand altering his voice to impersonate her it had seemed insane then.P That was when they just needed to fool Dr.Wakeman.P Now a hyper-intelligent ratbent on vengeance was after him.P And asfor Sheldon Good Lord.P Youcould practically see the little hearts floating around his head.
Jenny, areP you allright? asked Sheldon.P It looks likeyou kinda had a rough landing there.
Uh, yeah sorry about the mailbox, Drew managed tostammer out.
Oh, dont worry about it.PIts replaceable.P Yourenot.P Sheldons eyelids werefluttering.
Drew clenched his teeth and shuddered.P Oh, the horror.
A rumbling, choking screech from overhead suddenly snappedSheldon out of his amorous gaze.P Heshielded his eyes and looked up.P Wow,would you take a look at that!P Is thatanother one of your moms robots?
Drew looked up to see Vladimirs robot suit diving out ofthe sky towards him, trailing a dark sooty cloud of exhaust.P A small tube ejected out of the side of therobots stovepipe-body and a split-second later, its back end ignited.P It was an air-to-ground missile.P It was going to hit in about threeseconds.P And Sheldon was standing rightnext to him.
Geez, Sheldon, LOOK OUT!PHe lunged out of the crater, tackled Sheldon onto the front lawn, andshielded him with his metal body.P Themini-missile plowed into the crater and detonated with an earth-shakingblast.P Fresh clods of dirt and rocksprayed in all directions.
Drew slapped Sheldons face.P Even as creeped out as he was right now, he still hoped thelittle nerd wasnt hurt.P Hey!P Yo!PYou o Continue reading